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"GAAAAAHHHH! Get me out of this cage! I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT HERE!!"
"Hey! Boomshockalocka! We're here to rescue you!"
You and Midoro come to discover that the so-called 'CageMeister MeisterBurger 5000' is in no better shape than the rest of the Mallartauds. Having overestimated its dancing skills and hyperactive temper (both of which taught to it by the Miser himself), the rascal of a cage freestyled its way into a trivial predicament that not even its toned, manly legs could escape from.
It's hanging upside-down, one of its legs somehow caught by the lobby's chandelier. A fatal flaw in the cage's design lead to it having no arms whatsoever, so it's just sort-of wiggling in place, hoping to jiggle itself free.
"AGGGH! FINALLY! I feel like I've been trapped here for ages! I don't think I can take it much longer! Free me before I spill my lunch!"
Elexas, the janitorial Electabuzz holeman and the unwilling epicenter of this entire scandal, lies in the confines of the cage—a broken ogre (horned...electric..tiger...cat...thing). If there's a bright side to be had in this double-edged affair, it's that he's safe and sound. Or well, he will be in just a moment.
"Midoro, do you mind?"
"Nope, not at all! Here we go! Piiiiiiiiiin Missile!"
"H-Huh? What are you—A-ACK! N-NO DON'T—"
