>>18403674http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4uj-23TBI"PAIN."
"TERROR"
"DISASTER."
"THINGS THAT ARE ON FIRE."
"ONIONS."
"These five phrases are all phrases that can be used to describe the horrific event that has just taken Laverre City by storm. And the only question on everyone's mind is this--WHY?"
Bidoof gets closer to the tree and his cameramen follow out of obligation, "WHY would the great llama in the sky piss his stream of embers onto something s beautiful as nature? Well, that's what we came here to find out--Fortunately, our top experts have gotten someone completely unrelated to the explosion to fill Fox News in on the details, now sir, Why DID this tree explode?"
In the blink of an eye, Solomon finds himself out of his hiding spot and with a mic in his mitts before a live television shooting in front of millions of Kalosians mindfucked into watching Fox News.
"I....I...U-Uh. w-well I wasn't really t-there--"
Suddenly, Bidoof gets all in the grunt's face with anarchy, "THE DEMOCRATS? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THE DEMOCRATS DID THIS?"
"W-What? No, n-no, where did you get--"
"THE LIBERALS DID THIS, I KNEW IT, LIBERALS ALWAYS CAUSING SHIT TO GO DOWN, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS. THE LIIIIIIIIBERALS DID THIS, THE LIBERALS AAAAAALWAAAAYS DO THINGS, PRO-LIFE, PRO-LIFE, PROOOOOOOOO-LIFE!"
Solomon Grunty isn't even given time to clarify himself before Bidoof tosses the microphone into the scorching blaze, "SCREEEWWWWW YOOOOOU, DEMOCRACY!"
>Solomon Grunty...A) Blatantly acknowledges the pushing of their conservative agenda.
B) Attempts to clarify himself again
C) Becomes a right-wing player.
