>>26669886uh, I like pokemon just as much as the next guy, but;
-blue button; there is no video game that is worth more than 100k of disposable income.
-red button; i'm not into fur/anthropomorphic/animal/beastiality/monster shit sexually, so thats out of the question even if it was the ONLY button.
-yellow button: lets get serious. If incredibly dangerous yet somehow easily tamable creatures like pokemon existed in real life. They would all either be extinct heavily regulated and all controlled by the government. The governents of the world are not going to allow you to own a fuckin' alakazam or a charizard.
If you don't pick green without hesitation you're absolutely retarded, and i don't meant that as a childish criticism, I mean you're literally a dumbass that was born with an extra (or missing) chromosome.