>>22691298"I think I'm in the wrong place, i-is there somebody around here that will play Pokemon with me?"
The space cowboy chuckles. The background fades away entirely.
"Fool.. You understand nothing... When did you fall under the illusion that this room played host to those that battle?""H-Huh..?"
"You are naive. Just because this chamber is a realm dedicated to Pokemon, did you assume that there were going to be people actually playing Pokemon here?""....W-Wha?"
"This chamber is nothing but repetition and sorrow, a cathedral plagued by its own existence.. I've done all that I've can, and still, I alone cannot tame the terrors this room has produced, I can only do what I must, contain it, contain it until the end of the time.."The treacherous, looming figure begins to walk closer and closer, approaching you with booming footsteps until the darkness fades out, and reveals the Champion's true form. It's.. not as intimidating as you thought.
"However..."
"I'm on my lunch break, so if a battle is what you desire, then step forward."
