>>41873763>>41875544>>41875564Anon who wrote it, not that you'll believe me. Only parts I lied about are the mice and gay friend. I've never had a gay friend. An acquaintance, sure, but I don't associate with scum. Also, I only bought a single mouse and I'm getting bored of taking care of it and realize I won't be able to breed them considering I can barely function and take care of myself, so I'll just take the poor critter to the grocery store and let em rip. Everything else is true. First post I've made in years where it was screencap worthy. Thanks OP, still a faggot. Also just realized that I HAVE seen a shiny pokemon: red Gyarados. Duh. Last secret, a little extra I forgot about
I was nearly 12 when Emerald was coming out and started masturbating around then. Used to breed pokemon, mother and son, father and daughter, and write them down in family trees, tracking their relations to each other. I'd create birth and death dates and made a real tangled, fucked up mess of hot pokecest that I'd jack to every day before bed. I used to research birth defects later at age 13 and would have weird sex dreams of incest that turned into nightmares where they gave birth to monsters with cyclopia, harlequin ichthyosis, anencephaly, etc. Probably the dying embers of flickering conscience telling me to stop. Oh well. 