>>29687385>>29687414I'm going to give you some words of advice.
Unfortunately I can definitely say that you're probably not going to find anyone here who can add anything useful to your little quest. Maybe look for a programmer somewhere else?
Here is definitely not the place.This is a pool of autism, not a place for intelligent people like you. Please, ascend to somewhere else like some dedicated forum for your cause.
I'm totally not low-key telling this guy to fuck off back to stackoverflow, I swear. 