>>50071253You are such a blatantly obvious psycho, just stop posting.
>Someone: “Pokephilia is like zoophilia, except maybe towards Gardevoir.”>Icefag: “No! Gardevoir are beasts no different from your pet dog, they eat from dog bowls and live in the forest, and they probably get taken on walks on a leash too! That means they would be kept as pets and submit to us like dogs, Gamefreak says so! They’re so beneath humans that being with one would be no different than being with a beast!”>Someone: “Gardevoir sure is a humanlike Pokemon.”>Icefag: “No! Clearly it’s meant to look nothing like a human! Jynx is more human than Gardevoir! They don’t resemble humans, they’re beasts!”>Someone: “Gardevoir have canonically big brains and can communicate telepathically, so they must be a smart species.”>Icefag: “No! None of that means anything! Their big brains don’t imply intelligence at all! They have woodland critter intelligence, like beasts!”You think people can’t figure it out? Yet another pervert who fantasizes about having a pet Gardevoir, as if that isn’t the most common shit in that pokemon’s godforsaken fanbase. But unlike most of those people, you also habitually come here to covertly boast in the most obnoxious ways possible about how it’s canon.
What must your brain be like for you to be so stimulated over the pethood of leek colored snow fairies that you go out of your way to antagonize their less perverse fans for months? Get your shit together you ghoul.
