>>38888575Boomer dad turned hobo; probably battling a midlife crisis. Adamant about getting a workout in every day though.
>>38888626Likes to hide in the bushes and scare people. Alternatively, a private investigator.
>>38889118College student likely pursuing a career as an interpretive dance artist.
>>38889150Secretly wants to be a wildlife ranger, but keeps failing the entrance tests.
>>38889180Only gives out hard candies on Halloween.
>>38889195Gives out based candies on Halloween. Alternatively that next door neighbor that is always working on a project car and is "nearly finished" with it. Usually plays 80s hair metal.
>>38896434/fit/izen dad who enjoys playing with his kids at the park on the weekends. Has a fit wife and a crossover.
