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honestly you pokefags are all the same. you know pokemon cannot even possibly win in a fight head to head with lions so they make shit up like lions dying of old age lmao.
>b-but my pokemon can run away from the death match and destroy all life on earth over the course of a few years because it rains a bit!
thats not how vs battles work.
>but they can just fly forever or dive under water forever or live in volcanoes
well its weird how thats literally never happened ever in any pokemon game or show and theres no way to infinitely stall a match. rattata can tackle any flying or water pokemon.
>but they can just use infinity range attacks against animals they arent even battling and use specific item combos and team up with other pokemon spontaneously to overcome the mechanical limits of the pokemon games
Just give it a rest dude, this is getting so headcanon
Lions win again, pokefags stay losing and seething with their shit in diaper tier arguments about pokemon running like cowards from combat and playing decade long stall tactics that even the most deranged smogonite wouldnt dream of. maybe next gen they will release a pokemon thats actually capable of handling lion spam
