>>12942455>wearing my fanny while playing my phat original DS with pokemon pearl version inside>just waiting for the bus>lookin like a boss, got my TF2 shirt and new super mario bros. hat>guy from school walks by on the opposite side of the street>RECOGNIZED>try frantically to hide my DS, but the zipper on fanny pack is caught>Gary Oak makes his way across the street>"ash is a loser">steals my DS throws it on the side walk>everyone at the bus stop is laughing at me>Gary calls me fat>wake up in a cold sweat>it was just a nightmareAnd that i why I never wear fanny packs anymore.