>>20686100>>20686119>>20686156>>20686178T-That wasn't a reader prompt guys that was hype build-up..>>20686082https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh_XM2oBWA4"N-NOOOOOIIIII, NOIBAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIBAAAAAAATTTTT!"
An enraged, feisty Noibat is revealed to the astonished masses. He REALLY doesn't approve of the idea of being captured and forced in a cage against his will, an opinion he expresses by relentlessly gnawing at the cage's bars and foaming rabies at anyone that dares to taunt him for it.
Kaku-Kaku was right when he brought up the fact that this Noibat is special. Mostly because it's not purple like most Noibats which for you is a good thing, as blatant homosexuality is the last thing you want to express on this journey.
"STEP RIGHT UP WILLING BIDDERS, I KNOW EVERYONE HERE LOVES A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE! Described by most as a 'fly that dragons', this heeeere Noibat is of an alternative coloooooor, kakerooooo! Most are purple, this one is blue! Kakebluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Short-tempered and an incredibly hot hothead, this little bat likes to believe that he's a tough guy, but kakeroooo! The kaketruuuuuuuuth is that he can't stand up to any opponent at all! A weak weak weak weakling! THE WEAKEST DRAGON-TYPE IN EXISTENCE, RESEARCHERS SAY! WEAKER THAN THE WEAKEST GOOMY, THE WEAKEST DRATINI, THE WEAKEST BAGON, THE WEAKEST GIBLE, THE WEEEEEAKEST DEINO!"
"THIS GUY'S A LOSER FROOOOOOM HERE TO SUNYSHORE!...but he does make for a nice trophy to be forgotten in someone's boxes! Kakeroooooooooo! The bidding starts at TWO-HUNDRED!"
Poor little guy, he can't even bite his way out of that cage.
Just for the record: Your wallet stands at $1000 Pokedollars, which would translate ingame to $10,000. But y'know writing all those zeroes is such a paaaain...>Item #3: Shiny Noibat, the weakest Dragon-type ever! A) Bid, you've always wanted bats!
B) Don't bid, literally dead weight defined masquerading as something special!
