Part 55:
https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/19984788 +
https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/20013854 +
https://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/20028604Chapter Directory:
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"There's a black man at the front door."
So, get this, the Anistar Gym is open. And it only took, what? Four months, two weeks, and four days to get there? That's pretty on-par for your kind of schedule, a record time in your opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6FOCsgdLG8You are Calem, the ambiguously-aged 15-16 year old boy from Vaniville Town. After waiting days and days for the Anistar Gym to open and having many lewd cross-universal dreams in the nights between those days, your time to shine and get a new badge has finally arrived.
The problem as to why you're not in said gym RIGHT FUCKING NOW has already been explained to the masses, in the form of a dark ray of Liberian moonlight. Or Kenya, or Niger, you can't really tell you're not a Swablu. You're deaf, and blind, and partially dead on the inside, but you're pretty sure the man in front of the gym isn't Giga Nigga. He doesn't have that same 'gigas' about him.
