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Finally got to my computer after 5 days of convincing my roommate that I was just your average dog (albeit no dog is this yellow) rather than Thor's personal pet, he has a soft spot for animals but that didn't make acting like some dumb ass mutt any easier. I really hope he doesn't barge in on me typing this, that would be weird. But anyway, my story.
The last thing I can remember with absolute certainty that it happened would be driving home after work. I remember my job, F-15 mechanic, and I also remember installing a new "Top Secret" part that would enhance the pilot's JHMCS (google it, cool shit.) by way of a neural link straight out of Pacific Rim. That's all I know about it, that and it probably caused this shit when I tested it, just a hunch. I'll tell the rest of that debacle later, but the point is that night I just crashed when it normally takes me a good hour or so just to begin to fall asleep and that morning I woke up a whole lot more Eevee than usual.
I know, "But you're a Jolteon now!" might be what's on your mind, and trust me, I didn't think I would evolve either, seeing as there are no elemental stones of any sort, maybe Umbreon, Espeon, or Sylveon, but that was assuming I survived that long for that to happen. Anyways, I flipped the fuck out and ran (don't worry about how I got the door open, I just did after a couple of hours). In hindsight this was a big fucking mistake, for I had no idea what the hell I was doing or going to do, there would also be a storm that night. This is when the magic really fucking happened. Under normal circumstances my evolution would require a thunderstone. Well, as it turns out, getting struck by lightning will do the trick and living in the lightning capitol of the world made damn well sure it happened.
I black out from the lightning strike and wake up like this. A bit bigger, a lot faster, and unable to control my zappity zap power because physics.
