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>1999
>grow up in northern working class town in england
>middle school, year 8 when pokemon R/B are released
>kids everywhere going mental for 'mon
>i choose red
>raise mewtwo and charizard to lv 100
>school has this optional "homework club" once a week that is really just a way for feral kids to actually get some work done
>months into the pokemon craze some kids manage to convince the teachers to let them have a one-off pokemon tournament after school during homework club time
>wasn't planning on competing
>buy copy of gamesmaster that weekend
>discover missingno glitch and 99 items glitch/cheat
>this was when almost no kids in school had internet so the only way to find this stuff was in magazines
>back at school on monday, realise none of my friends had discovered the glitch yet, probably cos they're all illiterate
>idea
>enter my name for the tourney (it's the following day)
>use 99 items glitch to raise an army of zubats all to lv 100, all with max stats, max PP Up, etc.
>name all of them "BEANS" cos lolrandom 12 y/o humour
>day of tourney
>start battling some dork
>sends out lv 70 pidgeot
>go BEANS
>confuse rays comin out the dick
>massacre five of his mon
>he manages to knock out my BEANS #1
>his last mon was one of the legendary birds,can't remember which
>go BEANS #2
>opponent's face
>he yanks the cable out
>"i'm not battling this BEANS fucker"
>i am declared winner of that battle
>nobody wants to fight my army of BEANSes
>the weak should fear the strong
