>>12777644My favorite Pokemon is nigga #1, right here.
Okay, I work overnight at a hotel, I'm the only employee here at night. There's an indoor pool with a balcony with windows and slider doors into rooms. The only people who can go onto the balcony are the people in the rooms. And me, since there's a staff entrance onto the balcony I have the universal card key to all the locks. There's no cameras there and also no shades on the windows because it's up and away and they're not really necessary, I guess.I check on the computer to see if the room is occupied and/or who is staying in the room. I sneak up there (the balcony is pitch black at night) and constantly check for people having sex. I've worked at this hotel for 6 months and a few times a week I actually see people having sex, and I jerk off ferociously and quietly moan while they're doing it. It's what I live for.If this thread actually takes off, I'll type out the coolest stuff I've seen while working here. It's pretty awesome.
