>>13496397All the salt did was re-direct all of his energy into pure, brute force. Removing all senses of mental and emotional processing, he probably doesn't even get what colors are anymore, he's just shooting at you TO shoot at you, and he doesn't care if he misses or not, because that's the fun of it.
[I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M GONNA DO IT FOR YOU, NATEY!]
Samurott escapes the building with time to spare, and heads over to the now growling pack of Herdiers.
The Mega-Pokemon aren't so lucky.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxNnUU3eRD0They died serving a cause. It was a fucking shitty and dumb cause, but damn, was it a cause. Good thing everyone else is on lunch break.
Recalling Samurott, you fall to your knees, even holding pressure on your wounds can't help, it only stalls the blood loss. You need help, like now.
Skrelp is sympathetic for you, until he realizes something.
"CRAP I NEVER GOT MY CUT!"Mega-Blaziken's mega-dick gets hurled over to you as you fall unconscious again.
A copter arrives, shortly thereafter.