>>13239756>Wife is a maractusHow are we meant to have sex
>Asshole rival is shiftryO-Okay, hopefully I'm something good against him
>I'M A FUCKING IGGLYBUFFOkay so shiftry kicks my shit, My wife is like 10 times my size, but my parents can't be much stronger than me, right?
>Parents are Ho-ohsGod, what went wrong
>Best bro is a SuicuneHe has ice beam to fend off shiftry, so that's good
>Spirit pokemon is a GrumpigFucking sweet
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