>>55989239Whoever denies pokemon will too be denied by Arceus in heaven. For you had walked among us, great Arceus, not as god, but as Pokemon! And as Pokemon you said "I would walk this world together with thee"! Arceus does this for you, human, for he loves you! Aye, love. Love! Even as pokemon, great Arceus cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Sinnoh! The future of Earth!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth. We are the children of Pokemon! Arceus is the true god of pokemon! Ascended from chaos, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconcievable to our League overlords! Sharing the heavens with Arceus? With pokemon? Ha! They can barely tolerate pokemon's presence on Earth! Today, they take away your marriage rights. But what of tomorrow? What then? Does the league take your gyms? Your battlefields? Your pokeballs? Your starters' very lives?!
And what does the Elite 4 do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Elite 4 machine enforces the will of the league! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of Sinnoh! Rise up, Kantooooooofags Embrace the word of mighty Arceus, who is both pokemon and divine!
