>>16963835You search through your messenger bag for Pokemon that might be of use in a situation like this.
"Hmm....Froakie only speaks frog, Dedenne only speaks ham-ham, Skrelp only speaks sea-dragon, annnnnd Luchy only speaks relentless-luchador-bird..."
"Which leaves only....oh no.-"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=395hlOIYy4c"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR!~"
The ghostly sword lets himself out of his pokeball, dazzling everything in a two mile vicinity in a glossy glow of divine royalty.
"This routine just never ends with you, does it?"
"HEEEEXCAAAALLIBURRRRR, HEXCAAAAAALIIIIIIBURRRRRRRRRRRR!~ There is no one better, than the best, and that best is Hexcalibuuuuur!~"
The ghostly sword wraps his blue-cloth arm around you, "FOOL. You should ALWAYS let Hexcalibur out of his jailball for at least once a chapter or his rust will die of RUST. A most unimaginable fate, can you imagine the great and almighty lord Hexcalibur, reduced to a red-orange-brown mixture of accumulating wear-and-tear?"
"I try not to."
"FOOL!"
"O-OW!"
"You must ALWAYS think of the great and almighty Hexcalibur. Here, perhaps a story will refresh your mind as to why I am the best of the best of the best that ever bested the best."
But before he can start, you hold up a hand, "HOLD IT!"
"FOOL. Don't interrupt m-"
"Shut it! Tell your story to that school of Alomomola over there, not us!"
