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>be riding the train
>see little kid playing pokemon X
>*tips fedora*
>ask him "excuse me little fella, do you wanna have a pokemon battle?
>"shuwe! I alweady catched the wegendary pokemon!"
>his team consists of shitmon like Xerneas, smogonbird, simpour, delphox, smogonsword and diggersby
>sweep his entire team with my shiny 5IV Greninja
>after the match he is completely fanatical at me because he probably thought he was the best trainer ever
>"wow you must be a powkemon waster!"
>"no my young friend, I just IV bred, EV trained and played with strategy, unlike you with your overly simple hit and run approach :^)
>"whats EIWE twaining?"
>"basically, IVs and EVs means that your entire team (which you probably played through the game with) are completely worthless :^)"
>kid starts tearing up a bit
>"but i beat the pokemon weage with them!
>"I can beat the league with one pokemon my friend :^) if you think that is an impressive feat you should consider never playing pokemon again :^)
>the kid is crying now
>"b-but I have the strongest pokemon in the world!"
>"understand, you silly child :^) unless a pokemon has at least 4 perfect IVs it isn't worth a rotten apple :^) you might as well release them, you can even have this 3IV avalanche mudkip leftover I got :^)
>kid slams his 3DS-XL shut and runs upwards the corridor while crying
