>>56860040me and exploud would be best buddies staying up late eating cosmic brownies and reading clickbait news articles until we get angry and scream all night until the cops come and write me a ticket for a noise complaint and exploud makes a sudden move so the cop shoots at us but then a time warp opens back to 2005 where we'd drink mountain dew pitch black and play co-op tales of symphonia until green acres reruns are on tvland and then when we wake up in the morning mom will make us pancakes but they'll be burnt so me and exploud will explode in her face which only makes her angry and sned us to time out where we angrily read nintendo power and shonen jump until dad makes us do yard work where he will insult and humiliate me and exploud until we get angry and yell at him and wished he were dead and then he'd push us to the ground and threaten to pound us so we'd cry but exploud would cry really loud and the neighbors would wonder what's going on so dad hurries us inside where he gets the belt and whips us good and afterwards me and exploud play mario kart double dash in a dissociative state while dad explains to us the id ego and supergo and while he drones on we go into a catatonic stupor and time travel forward to 2024
