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So hears the deal. You get one non-legendary non-mythical (no exceptions) first-stage pokemon packaged in a pokeball that's yours to keep for life irl. There are no other pokeballs, ways to engineer more, or any other pokemon with one exception; the catch.
Gengars. Twenty of them. They get to live in your residence forever. They'll follow you anywhere you move. They get to do whatever they want and they'll never listen to you. They always return to your home but they don't have to stay there, they may very well follow you to work and there's nothing you can do about it. They don't explicitly mean you harm per se, but they do Gengar things at all hours and they're not careful about it either.
Do you take the deal?