>>42877673NO!
That isn't what I was advocating for at all!
You shouldn't be pleasuring yourself to mallow, or any pokegirl for that matter. You should be improving yourself out of your love for them, not selfishly fulfilling your animalistic carnal desires.
Only then will you be able to live as they do. You must strive for the ideal that they represent, for the morals that their fictional existence advocates!
Only then will you be worthy of a Mallow girlfriend!
Only then will you find peace of mind, body, and soul!
Only then will you know in your heart that you're deserving of their love!
For you would have discovered the love for yourself; not in physical way devoid of meaning, but a spiritual way that appeals to your upper levels of consciousness that transcends the very boundaries of our species.
