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For an island paradise Alola sounds terrifying
>Donald Trump mongooses with razor sharp teeth
>Nghtmarish psychic fish
>The beaches literally have killer sandcastles
>Ghosts that dress like fake Pikachus
>Acid spitting lizards that can control things thru pheromones
>Huge exploding turtles
>Stuffed animal bears who can snap your spine by hugging you
>Electric beatles with rail gun mouths
>Tiny fish who can call hundreds of other tiny fish to make a massive killer fish
>Sea cucumbers who can punch you in the face with their intestines
Why would anyone want to live here? It sounds like constant danger.
