>>41388524Shut the fuck up Hop. Shut the fuck up. I might be inhabiting a girl's body but I'm not a fucking faggot. Even then, you couldn't handle what I'm offering, moment I pop this beret off, you'd probably cream your pants and I'd hate to make you lose twice in the same afternoon.
*takes a swig* You know, I'm just as trapped as you are Hop. This is the 8th time I'm going to become Pokemon Champion, and I only mean 8th as in this is the 8th new place. When I was silent dude in Kanto, I beat the game at leas 6 times with 6 different teams. God those were the days. I even lost to Gary a few times. Honestly I'd take Gary over you any day of the week Hop, because he presented a CHALLENGE. Imagine going through a ship full of thirsty trainers waiting to fuck your shit seven ways to Sunday, and just as you are about to clear the place out, someone worth a damn shows up and beats you. Beats you! That's all I really ask for Hop, a god damn challenge. Now the makers of this world can't even be arsed to put in every creature they made. They claim they are doing it to make this a quality place, but let me tell you Hop, they failed on that quality front with you. You're just an abortion that needed to happen, but your mom forgot to go in for her appointment.
