>>48372349Get lost mutt, dont tell ME what to do
>>48372870 Every sin confessed grants you 1~5 (depending on their severity) minutes of divine bellyrubs for pleasing the GodLlama with (maybe if you're lucky and observant enough, you'll get to find all the sweet-spots needed to get allowed to rub something else too);
Not confessing will condemn you to being stung in the peehole by Giratinas turgid ovipositor everyday for all eternity (or if Necrozma/Eternatus shits the bed again and leaves a dimensional portal open)