>>22276101Feeling a sudden tap on your shoulder, you turn around and see that Serena has inexplicably acquired a swimsuit, an inner tube, and a cool drink. That and she's sent her super saiyan of a Heliolisk out. Trevenant also resurfaces, unable to drown because he technically already died in the woods. He's ready and raring to fight Gyarados, despite the size difference.
"What the? Where did the drink and tube come from? And why's Heliolisk out?" you ask.
Your girlfuruiendo takes a cool long sip of her ambiguous tropical drink before crossing her bare creamy legs, "He may not be able to fight by your side," she says as she adjusts her pimpin' shades, "but you do require a swimming buddy. Heliolisk's surfing prowess will no doubt keep you afloat, leaving you free to bark commands at your Pokemon. In any case, good luck."
"Helio!"
Out of breath, time and reason to complain or question anything else, you grab onto Heliolisk. Trevenant bobs over, and you give him the most genuine pep talk you can think of to prepare him for what is about to come.
"Look, just... Just do your best, okay? I can't guarantee you'll make it, I still can't even believe what the fuck just happened, but always remember: If you can't be the best, you can sure as hell be the worst."
"...Trevan."
He nonchalantly swims out into the raging waters to confront Gyarados, unsure if he's heard that same speech elsewhere.
>Objective: Kill GodA) Use Shadow Ball!
B) Use Phanthom Force!
C) Use Energy Ball!
D) Use Imprison!
