>>57174102>be me>former kantonian champ>hyper autistic>spend all my time training my pokemon and brooding on a mountain like i'm some sort of wuxia michael vick>haven't seen my mother in 2 years>haven't felt the touch of a woman for even longer>somehow someone finds my hermit cave and sends me post>it's from that water chick i beat two years ago, kind of hung out with her for a bit after>just casual friends, nothing serious>wants to reconnect>she even attached a pic>she got fat, like real fat>if you squinted you'd think she was a dwarf snorlax>and yet she also got fat in everywhere else that mattered>somehow my female-deprived body honed well into the path of wizardy reacts to this in an extreme way>jack off loudly, hollering deliriously, imagine myself being crushed under her ass or fucking her bellybutton>my pikachu cowers in fear as i punish my tackle>erupt like it's cinnabar fucking island, i don't care if that joke is too soon>mt. silver now has 50% more white stuff on it>post nut clarity kicks in>imintofatchicksnowiguess.webp>leaving my mountain for the first time in years>i'm taking her to a cheesecake cafe>giving her a blank cheque because i haven't spent my hoard of fight money in 2 years>i am going to claim her cholesterol-laden heart for myselfNow I know how Brosnan feels. How do I cope with these new feelings bros?
i'm pleasantly surprised that someone remembered my greentext 