>>11883725[RESUME INTERNET CONNECTION NOW.]
Nibbles sits back in his comfy as fuck armchair, "Okay wall, did you goose the theme? Dod you? Wall, let's see!"
"The theme wos
each boy getting hurt! Confuzzled to diggerydo? Let's review, hoo hoo hoo!"
"Red said "Ow." in monotone after Leaf kocked hem. Ethan said "Ow!" after Lyra slammed her wolker on his hand. Brendan said "Ow!" when May's Torchic scorrrched his head, oh my! Lucas took it 'dah wurse buhcause he wos literolly blown up alongside Dawn. And Hilbort said "Ow!" when Hallda smacked his head and told hem she wosn't rump-ruptured! The moral wos that you must get hurt in order to love, -a bunch of times-, hoo hoo hoo!~"
Nibbles claps his hands together, "OH WHAT A TREET!~ I'm glod we all got the theme correctly after al- Wait? Wot? Come again- you thot the theme wos the different personalities for each gurl?"
Nibbles breaks out into the biggest fit of laughter ever.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! In the few-churr, gurls are all 'dah same, dare's no need for feminism, so it coouldn't be the theme of the story! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Nibbles wipes his eyes, as they're leaking battery acid, "OKAY WELL, you unlocked the SPACIAL TEESER! And you'll got it soon enough, okay? Well then, until we moot again, hoo hoo pun! I am Nibbles and I'll see you again in about...I don't know, after we got a new Mewtwo form and after we got a new Pokemon that I'll be unable to reference at this time of writing, A HOO HOO HOO HOOOO!~"
Nibbles waves goodbye with a smile, and the perspective exits his cabin, overseeing his cozy cottage in the midst of a blizzard, before fading out into black.
