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My gift to /vp/
>Sylveon poster laughed as he posted his 12th "Name ONE (1) Pokemon or ELSE" thread of the week. "God do I fucking love shitposting on /vp/".
>Sylveon poster was a regular shitposter on /vp/ who had shitposted for 7 years, never getting banned and building up legitimate reputation on /vp/ for the various generals he oversaw and meme content he provided.
>He sat back in his chair with a smug smile, it made him so happy. There was this one face who was integral to the growth of the board that everyone knew, and there was this other side to him, a no good filthy shitposter. With one hand he created content, and on the other he provided fertilizer for the plants to grow.
>And no one was the wiser to this duality of Sylveon poster...except for ONE (1) moderator.
>Her name was Nana, and she was a mod overseeing /vp/ for as long as Sylveonposter was there.
>She banned him multiple times for being a shitposter who regularly broke the rules, however as the years went by, she had relented as the two grew a silent agreement of culture management.
>Sylveon poster chuckled "I'm almost like a mini mod at this point eh? Heh heh. I'll never get banned!"
>Then it happened.
>This thread has been locked
>This thread has been stickied.
>THIS USER HAS BEEN SENT TO NANA FOR THIS POST!
>"Eh? a custom ban AND a locked sticky? /qa/ will love this!"
>The Sylveon poster clicked on the custom ban message and was redirected to the ban page.
>Before he could even read the ban page, he was sucked through the monitor and sent through cyberspace.
>Screaming as memes and porn flew past him, he landed in front of Nana, the mod who was the Sherlock to his Moriarty with her arms crossed looking down at him with a frown.
>"We need to talk Sylveon poster"
