>>16376942You pause.
You pinch your nose.
"Wait, wait, wait....So you delicious ducks were afraid of becoming extinct because hunters keep killing you every November to eat with their friends and families...so you made a cleaning product that actually works in order to use the profits to maintain a mass breeding circle, but in order to stimulate that orgy cycle, you...SNORT your own product, and that makes you go on a crazy fest where you ravage towns in search of alternative dildos since your dicks are so small....and this way, you keep your population stabilized for another year, producing eggs while helping pedestrians clean their clothes...?"
Duckbill-y Mays nods, "Farfetch!"
You turn to Hexcalibur, "...Is that in any way illegal?"
>Is this master plan on the grounds of villainous tyranny that calls for a climatic battle?A) Definitely, LET'S ROAST SOME FUCKING DUCKS!
B) Nah, it's gross and shit but beneficial to the environment.~
C) I dunno, let's call dad and find out!
