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Arven, did I ever tell you about the second Koraidon in my Pokemon boxes? He was Cyclizar's prehistoric ancestor, a fine murder machine from a more barbaric age. He has the tightest body and the perkiest little feathers in the Paldea Pokedex; barely legal in most regions. Sada and I used to double battle him at the end of every successful raid during the 7 star Pikachu raids, and once in a while we’d even have the entire /vp/ Wi-Fi general share shiny sandwiches in our union group, part of official Champion “training” of course.
In time, he learned how to handle a sandwich better than anyone in the Elite Four. He rode around on all four legs since we told him we didn't have a bike license for his wheels, he was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of his orange belly mid fight as he’d do a glide flip while barking at Electrodes who exploded below. It was surreal. We taught him to bend back to stand bipedal like a Meowscarada, he constantly got into territorial battles almost every other day. It was ridiculous, he then killed your mother because she forgot she had his Masterball to call him back, you have no idea how silly that was for Professor Sada. And she was a good friend. Let's ride back to school with the Koraidon that killed your mother now.
