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Larvitar: *Yawn* Oh hi everyone.
Osha: Um... hello. What were you doing under those rocks, Larvitar?
Larvitar: Hm... iunno. Was just here. Before that? Kinda remember being really cold, then suddenly nice and cosy and warm. Then I woke up in some lava and it was so tasty. Began eating all the tasty dirt and rocks around here.
Osha: (Larvitar eat rocks and dirt?)
Shaymin: (Yeah, they're supposed to be able to eat a whole... uh, hey Jirachi, didn't you say there was some kind of cataclysm that destroyed a lot of this mountain?)
Jirachi: (Yeah, the legend said it was some kind of cataclysmic event. Honestly thought it was gonna be that Rayquaza, but I guess we weren't there for whatever it was!)
Shaymin: (...)
Osha: (...)