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And then there's the fact that Pokemon is just too damn cute. And those people, the ones who think Pokemon is "unnecessarily cute", are clearly stuck in the past. Just like that little boy who tried to use Pokémon go to catch that fucking Pikachu in his yard.
There is no denying the truth about Pikachu. As soon as you catch him, he turns into a male human. And in this country, it is our duty as citizens to resist the spread of communism, even though those who say otherwise would have you believe that Pokemon is an innocent children's game.
That's why we need to stand up for our democracy, because Pokemon is out to enslave all of us.
I am not joking.
Now we need to band together and defend our freedom.
And that's why Pokemon is more dangerous than ever.
