>>16028881> mfw I actually watched the first one all the way through last week.Almost 3 fucking hours of a guy playing with his toys. The dialogue - oh Jesus the dialogue.
> The plot (or all I can remember)> Latios and Latias are incest partners but Latias gets kidnapped, Grovyle goes missing, Kirlia is gone but who gives a shit> Bionicles (the mcdonalds toys) are evil and shit> Palkia gets a headache and Blaiziken disapears from the plot for the next 2 and a half hours> Pikachu says they go to the world's largest restaurant> They go through a forest - Zorua discovers his dark powers of darkness> Kills a Snivy and finds Grovyle -Zorua trains under Darkrai and a not evil Bionicle??? > Poor exposition> Latios and Pikachu go into a bowl> Did I mention Yoda is in this?> He's pachirisu's dad or something> Piplup, Charizard, Latios and Pikachu partake in FILLER in the World's largest restaurant> Munchlax being fucking annoying> An Ewok gives a frost dragon (wow such original name) to the Bionicles > R2-D2 exists> The Bionicles have the annoying as shit never appeared before Pokemon captured in an invisible (low budget) forcefield> Latias and Kirlia are evil now> Filler between the "main characters" end and they go to stop the Bionicles from ??? I don't even know. Being evil.> Not evil Bionicle is kill> Bionicles plan to control Arceus using the azure flute> The annoying trapped Pkemonescape thanks to Yoda and Pachirisu> Pikachu,Zorua and someone else fight the Frost Dragon> They teleport to a Coffee table> Kirlia gets a flute and the black guy plays his recorder> Everyone shits themselves> Happy ending???> Everyone is just as confused as you are> Zorua explains everything resulting in a GIANT ass pull> Frost dragon is Dialga??? DUN DUN DUUUUN> It's a Christmas special> IT'S A FUCKING CHRISTMAS SPECIAL> Piplup is Latios' son - wait, WHAT> The end... OR IS IT?!> Kirlia was actually Zorua's mom the WHOLE time. And that's Bionicle VS Pokemon 