>>38862646>Be random Englishman >Get a little bored >Decide to invade the island next door>Huh our country is bigger>Huh we accidentally wiped away an entire cultural identity oops>Decide to sail across the ocean and do it all again>Literally claim the whole continent and let France and Spain take the shitty areas >Sail to inda, a place with literally millions of people, and conquer it somwhow>Conquer qing China next with just a few thousand men just because you want some more tea >Kill literally hundreds of millions of people in the process of building your empire>Get bored of having an empire>Orchestrate 2 global conflicts so you have an excuse to stop >Americans forced to take over global affairs>They still basically do whatever we wantStay jelly colonial swine, just hand over your virgin women and we won't have an issue
Oh and I almost forgot
>Now we've colonized a Pokemon game 