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>be me
>underage middle schooler
>just got my first girlfriend
>brag about it on my pokemon go discord
>beg mom to buy me switch and pokemon lets go eevee
>finally arrives
>text girlfriend and tell her to come play with me
>girlfriend comes over with tall muscular chad
>chad fucks my girlfriend on my front porch
>play lets go eevee alone and cry
>lie about being a chad on /vp/ to impress anons