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>be me
>one of those mutants who still play pokemon go
>using ar+ because fuck you I like that shit
>nearby hint takes me to an elementary school
>the shiny growlithe I want is in the playground
>point phone and start throwing pokeballs
>one of the teachers bitch at me and calls me a pedo
>"fuck off. I want this growlithe." I thought to myself
>ignore her and keep playing
>bitch is yelling louder this time, threatening to call the cops
>"Fuck off, bitch. I'm busy," I continue thinking
>she finally screeches for one last time and whips out her phone
>I lose it, leading my autistic brain to think it was a good idea to yell "FUCK OFF, BITCH! I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!" outloud
>the shocked look on the kids' faces still makes me lol
>cops finally come, break me and the teacher a part, and have us both explain our side of the story
>one of the officers ask me if I want a ride home, while her partner calms the teacher down
>ride was actually pretty nice
>we had a friendly chat, and the officer explained to me that while what I did wasn't strictly illegal, the context and way it looks is enough to warrant some police action, and I should be careful next time
>drops me off at home, and then drives away peacefully
>mfw she didn't check my phone for the pics of the kids I did take
