>>54504108Video of principal calling students 'kits' clear as day, multiple times in a row, on video, goes viral.
>Air Force whistleblower says government is hiding UFOs!Crazy long, scarlet-red hairs found in governor's bedsheets.
>Woah, Congress hosted a hearing on extraterrestrials! Look at that!Multiple politicians push for massive Zoroark habitat preservation. People notice and call it out.
>Aliens caught on camera! Experts baffled!Zoroark preservation bill gets passed; nobody seems to know where the money went, people in charge have no interest in finding out, media completely ignores story.
>Shriveled aliens found in Orre region! Not paper mache! Real!?!?!1!!!Yeah... aliens...
Starting to notice a pattern...