>>20522718"Gyaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooooo!"
Yveltal swoops down with a menacing dive and tackles Xerneas head-on with Steel Wing. Since Xerneas is in mid-cringe, it can do nothing but accept a wing full of cold iron in the face, a fairy's deadliest enemy next to industrial poison and oil tycoons. The wyvern smacks Xerneas to the wall, its flinch ends soon after.
>Yveltal's Defense rose!As far as the death bird is concerned, a boost is a boost no matter how significant. As far as /you're/ concerned, all you want to do is get the fuck out of here while cooling down the rage and ire both legendaries feel for each other, but you're just a mere boy, nothing but a lowly pawn and destruction b8 to them, there's not much you can do to stop this. None of your teammates stand a ghost of a chance against two Pokemon who represent life and death, not even your strongest contender would be able to last a few hits from either Pokemon. All you can really do is wait for both of them to tire out.
Which could take ages. Even though the Ultimate Weapon has drained most of their power, they both still seem adamant on taking each other out and using every connected hit to restore their lost aura
Recovering from its flinch, Xerneas staggers but manages to stay in the game. Wanting to end this right here and right now, it proceeds to boost its stats via most abhorrent means.
>Xerneas used Geomancy!>Xerneas is absorbing energy..Yveltal lets out a high-pitched cry, it too, has noticed the bullshit and calls Xerneas out on it.
A) Use Taunt!
B) Use Swagger!
C) Use Roost!
D) Use Double Team!