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>Rewind to 2014
>Sign up for Pokemon X tournament at lame comic book store
>Sit down at table
>Virgin across table opens his 3DSXL
>Put my regular 3DS on table
>Opponent opens with Lugia then proceeds to use other legendaries
>Send out Jolteon named Steve because Steve is second to Chad
>Get to his last pokemon
>He sends out Garchomp
>"Not gonna switch, Anon? Ok then gg."
>Retard megaevolves.jpg
>Steve uses Hidden Power and hits first cause he's fast as all living fuck
>OHKO the Garchomp
>"You're cheating!"
>Explain that it's hidden power ice and it's 4x effective against his autist dragon
>Tell him to learn his types
>Walks out
