>>24897471"Blimey, what's he doin' now eh? Bloke's just starin' at me... menacingly! He's right freaky too innit, what's charade is this?!"
"Buuhhhhhhh, sorry mon, forgot to tell ya:
Phil's deaf he is!""Oi, shoulda figured!
That's the stare of a dead man if I've ever seen one!""Guhhh, I said 'deaf', not 'death' chum! That's why I told ya to -see- him not -talk- to him, the bloke's been hard at hearing since birth!
Some say he's Soundproof!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw"W-Wha now hold on, hold on, hm hm! You said he was the Technician a ripe second ago!"
"Buhuh, right you are mon! He IS the Technician! Finest in town!"
"So then how's he deaf?! He's either this or that innit, he can't be both!"
"Guhuh, he's the /Technician/
but that doesn't mean he /HAS/ Technician!" 