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>be me, just a mundane hiker on my way to a town
>spot some kid kneeling on the side of the road, could faintly hear them sobbing
>come by their side to ask what’s wrong
>they didn’t answer, but I witnessed a fainted machop, probably overwhelmed by a stronger wild pokemon
>“hey kid, sorry about what happened. There’s a town not too far from here that has a Pokecenter, I could escort you there and heal your Mach-“
>the kid suddenly gets up, and then fUCKING CHUCKS THE MACHOP OFF THE CLIFF AND GOES BACK INTO THE WILD GRASS
>MY FACE WHEN
if my Charizard wasn’t out of my Pokeball already, that Machop wouldn’t have made it out alive. I yelled at the kid asking why they did such a thing, but they were too busy thinking up a name for their newly caught Axew, which they’ve named “Nachos” for some reason.
Good Arceus above, what the HELL is wrong with kids these days? How can I report this to the authorities?
