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>constantly scoring in the enemy's face during the laning phase and stealing their mobs
>piss off the enemy team so much that they sent TWO people up top to deal with me, so now there's FOUR enemies in top lane instead of three
>anytime i show up on their map their slowbro, talonflame, and absol hard focus on me, often killing me cuz brave bird can catch up to covet
>if i harass one the other two would almost immediately show up, it's probably safe to say they were communicating
>one time slowbro even managed ult me during my ult startup and then talonflame and absol finished me off
>also it should be noted that we were getting our asses fucked raw the entire game, both our top goals were gone and our bottom inner goal was hanging by a thread
>zapdos time
>spring my ult on the enemy team as soon as they show up
>kill absol, slowbro, and talonflame while my team finished off the other two
>as soon as head off to dunk my zap points slowbro and absol are already at their top goal, with talonflame and two others jumping in
>they almost stop me from scoring, but i manage do dunk and escape
>literally the entire enemy team chases me as i covet my way to victory with MVP
The absolute best thing about Greedent is how much people hate him and will drop whatever they're doing -just- do chase him down.
I love this fat bastard squirrel.
