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>starting my pokémon journey
>my dad calls me aside and hands me an egg from his own gardevoir
>"you know how it is with gardevoirs, son, especially females"
>winks at me
>just have fun with yours
>laughs
>apparently my father just gave an egg from his own gardevoir that he fucked. So it's technically my little sister
>wtf
>whatever, this line is great
>hatch a female ralts
>she immediately grows attached to me
>i am sort of an older brother, master and father figure to her
>as she evolves, she grows even more attached to me
>when she evolves to a gardevoir, she has tits. Many Gardevoir with mixed lineage have them
>i stop putting her in her pokéball
>i give up my league ambitions and just make money by beating weak trainers in early routes
>i start making love to my gardevoir
>she is my pokémon, my pet, my little sister, my daughter, my doting wife and my sex slave all at once
>if the money gets really tight, i sell her eggs in the black market because mixed heritage ralts pays really well
I love my Gardewife, bros
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