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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5BYGB6wITIFuck this shit. Unable to ferry Korrina the whole way in one long stretch, you manage to convince her that a small rest break at the nearest roadside Pokemon Center /won't/ kill her. Her approval of the idea is like music to your ears.
Deprived of all energy, you drop to the floor, and Korrina appropriately lands on top of you.
The receptionist Joy peers over her desk, "Oh? Are you sick, sir? Would you like a backrub? We can also wax your leg hairs, completely heal your Pokemon, wipe your ass, wish you a happy birthday, offer you a free ticket to Wonder Trade, give you a complimentary breakfast, and give you a freebie spin on one of those barrel-shaped massage chairs that vibrates like crazy when you slip a quarter in."
A) "A-ALL OF THE AB-ABOVE, PLEASE.."
B) "Heeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, nurse!.....I'm fucking dying over here get help."
C) "Y-You mean those chairs they have at amusement parks? S-Sign me up...."
D) "FOOD....WATER....ATMOSPHERE...."