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Audiences were stunned last night as the Human/Pokemon Boxing League's highly-anticipated Floyd Mayweather v Dylan's Hitmonchan match ended in an unexpected T.K.O. in favor of Hitmonchan.
Just seconds after the first bell rung, Hitmonchan delivered a bone-shattering Fire Punch to Mayweather's temple, resulting in a simultaneous compound elevated skull fracture and life-threatening 3rd degree burns. Mayweather was declared dead at the scene.
"Monchan hitmon hitmonchan. Hitmonchan," said Hitmonchan after the match. Roger Mayweather, Floyd Mayweather's coach, had this to say about the match: "I'm honestly not even sure how this is legal. Not only is it animal cruelty, but most of these Pokemon can kill or maim with one shot. Remember the time [Mike] Tyson had a match with a Machamp? Neither does he."
Ringside spectators said they were excited to see the HPBL's upcoming Manny "Pac Man" Pacqiao v Robert's Blaziken match in November.
