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Now normally I go so slow that people think I lay and wait
But I will have each of you know that on this day I'll seal your fate
Burn or Poison doesn't matter, I will incapacitate
When Slowpoke steps into the brawl all of the females masturbate.
There's a Shellbro on my ass, but it's a handicap just trust me
If I were to unleash then like Toguro I would Hustle
I'd smash your face into the ground and for mercy you would cry
Lucky for you I just Slack Off and ensure that I will never die.
Try to take me down I dare you, all my guards are pretty sick
Unfortunate I was misnamed and now my brother is the "King"
But ladies and gentlemen, the title has my name all over it
For I make OU 'mons shiver with the threat that I demolish them.
So take a risk and try me, for Slow and steady wins the race
And if I choose to use trick room then I can also set the pace.
A boss who spans five Gens, my havoc is unlimited
And on a journey I can steal the interest of any Trainer kid
Let's accelerate our battles to a level of One Hund-r-ed
And I'll show how this Bro has stayed on top in all of our relationships.
The King's Rock is a joke, and so is trading to evolve 'Mons
And with that said number eighty is more noble than argon.
The simple life just keeps dominating.
