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>PREVIOUSLY ON SCRUMPTIOUS CALEM. . ."Ow. Stupid pit."
"Ow. Stupid pothole."
"Ow. Stupid crater!"
"OW! DAMMIT! I've been here for all of five seconds and I already can't take it anymore! This is ten brands of ridiculous on a canoe up crazy creek! Why the hell are there so many damn holes here?! I can't take two steps without falling into one of them! Who's responsible for this!?!"
A world whose landscape is plagued with pits and craters of all shapes and sizes. It sounds hard to believe, but truth tends to be much stranger than fiction whenever you're concerned. Besides, the dozen or so few times you've tripped and smacked your face on the ground is confirmation enough that this is no hallucination.
