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Spinda is a descendant of Mew that got its shit fucked up one way or another and thus is a species of Inbred/Brain Damaged fuck-ups.
3/5 the BST of Fairy legends while having similar proportions, combined with it being in a polluted volcano plain give me a sort of impression akin to the whole "Ditto failed experiment" occurring in nature instead.